yungbara:

bless gloria 

beeishappy:

TDS | TCR 2013.04.22 [x]

oh-so-pleasant:

how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

memewhore:

annabellioncourt:

I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.

And this is partly why I dropped out of college.

Happy 24th Birthday Emma Watson! (15th April 1990)

versvcx:

you’re important to me you piece of shit

flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

weavemunchers:

Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything

When you meet someone equally as weird as you

livesstillposed:

sodamnrelatable:

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I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

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